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NOT QUITE: The most superfantabulous achievement in rocketry in our time, indeed for the entire twenty-first century already — the Boeing Delta IV — still has not quite been able to get off the ground.

The scrub today was due to some retaining pins in the service arms and high winds at the launch site.

(Note to USAF: time to think about shifting some of those plum launch contracts LockMart’s way.)